What to Write Wednesdays: 10/04/25

Good day ladies and gents, apples and pears and all my other friends. Today's WWTW post is kind of a wacky one...

Write a story starting with the most unhinged line you can think of.

Whether it is a straighforward, "You just ate my mother!" or something more like "I wonder if I would be able to fly as a chicken" this exercise is made to push you outside your comfort zone. 

So buckle up, put your brain caps on and start this wacky journey.